one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
"You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren’t up there now… I don’t think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it."
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
And without being a moody-ass shit.
Reblogging for the awesome tags
She’s got my interest too.
who wore it best?
welcome to ohio we have
motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana
all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’
I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
The potatoes have escaped
Map of the World by Natural Skin Color
i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening
actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.
THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.
Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.
Black Widow #5
i laughed until i cried
I think that these really perfect the drunk Thranduil omg
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